My Week Off

Monday and Tuesday I went to work and hardly did anything during that time period. Tuesday I did see a dead body in the cadaver lab. Grossed my crap out. Now I see ghosts. And on my way home I saw a really bad wreak and saw two dead bodies under a mini van... so that makes 3 dead bodies that day... nice. The rest of my week off I spent with family and ate lots of food. Yes, I gained weight if you were asking. You know who you are. Sooooooooo... there you go. And I took a nasty crap at walmart.

Random Review of the Week
Gatorade- Its good, just not the orange flavor. Its bad...

Thursday...

I woke up this morning and decided to take a shower and brushed my teeth and went to my first class. Then we didn't get any homework and me and Matt went to the sports cafe and got some food. Then we came back and watched Mattlock.  ya thats about it....

Random Review of the Day!!!
Slinky- very nice, if you can find one big enough to go down the stairs and grab people on the way down and eat them. Just sayin.

Wednesday... oh wow

Woke up and took my daily shower and brushed my teeth. Then I went to Chapel and slept. Then went to my first class and then went to my last class of the day. Then went to lunch. It was gross, so I then went to plead with the music teacher to give me credit for a concert that I forgot to turn in my white slip. Then I went to work where I changed some light bulbs and looked at a smoking light on second floor Gott. Then I braked in my room for a little bit and me and Peter ate Brock's sunflower seeds. He doesn't know that they were his. Then I got off work and then went to supper and hardly ate any thing. Then Taylor, Brock, and I went and got pipes and then went to go lift. Then we came back and then I worked on some Calc. homework and then I took a shower and went to bed.
Oh I also took a HUGE crap. No joke it was over 15in long.

Random Review of the Day
Coffee- I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!!!!! Its Like Crack!!!!

Tuesday... oh ya...

Woke up this morning and took a shower and brushed my teeth. I then went to business calc. and did a bunch of stuff that I didn't understand. Then I went to my room and worked on my paper and then went to English comp and worked on some stuff. Then I went to lunch and then came back to work on some more homework and then went to my last class of the day. Then I moped around the dorm and then went to dinner. I then went to lift with Brock and then came back and took a shower. Then went to bed. Lazy day...

Random Review of the Day?
Birth Control- Don't really know...

monday....... ......... .. . . .

Woke up this morning with a smile and took my shower and brushed my teeth. I also took a nice big poop as well. Then I started studying for my test in my first class of the day and week. I then went and took my test and then came back to the dorm were I started to play my banjo. I then went to my last class and then went to lunch. I then started to hang out with an old Dadeville friend named Zach. Then I went to work and changed some light bulbs. Then I went to walie world and then came back to go to supper. Then after I ate I then came back to the dorm and printed out a lot of papers. Then went to a Marimba concert for 2 hours that counted for 2 concert credits and forgot to turn in my slip and now it doesn't count. I'm so pissed right now its not even funny... I then came back to the dorm and worked on some homework and then took a shower and went to bed. I hate Mondays......

Random Review of the Day. 
Mondays- They suck balls... never a good thing...

Friday!!!!... And the Weekend!!!!

Woke up all three days and took my daily shower and brushed my awesome teeth. Friday I went to my daily classes and went to work. I also ate food. Friday, late at night we went to Springfield and ate at the Ihop. It was good. Then came home and went to bed. The next morning I went home and went to my Uncles house and visited with my family. Then I went to bluegrass practice. Then I came home and went to bed. Sunday I woke up and went to church and then went back to my Uncles house to visit and eat with the family. Then I came back to school where I worked on my blog, studied and ate food. I then took a shower and went to bed.
I also took a two day crapper at church. It was bad.

Random Review of the week
Tooth Pick- They work really well, if you don't care about swollen gums and bleeding mouth.

Thursdee

Woke up this morning and took a shower and brushed my teeth. I then got dressed and put my contacts in. I then went to Business Calc. It was gay, I couldn't understand anything... So I then came back and listened to some Bluegrass. Then I went to my last class of the day and went to lunch. After lunch I began working on some other work like my banjo playing. I then stopped playing and worked on a gay paper. After finishing my paper I went and lifted with Matt and then went to lunch. Brock and Cole decided to lift as well. After dinner I came back to the dorm and drank some protein. After that I started playing with Micheal's whip. Then I started watching Patton. Awesome movie for Veterans Day. Then I played the banjo a little more, took a shower and went to bed. Tada.

Random Review of the day
Pants- I like and dislike pants. I like them when its cold but some times I just hate wearing pants. Like when i'm at the dorm... I don't wear any. lol

Tuesday and Wednesday!!!! AWESOME!!!!

Last couple of days sucked... worked on a paper and played the banjo... thats about it... Thats all I have to say about that.

Random Review of the couple of days. ha...
Bottled Water- very good. nice and crisp. I think its more watery than water. It also has a water kick to it.

Monday...

Woke up and took my daily shower and brushed my teeth. I then got dressed and put my eye balls in and went to breakfast with Matt and Sheldon. After we ate we went to chapel and then went to my classes. They were gay... Then I went to lunch and then came back to the dorm and worked on some homework. I then went to work where me and Peter changed some light bulbs and changed a ballast. I then came back to the dorm after work played the banjo for a while and then went to dinner. After dinner me and Charlie played some golden eye and he killed me a lot. Skyline looks stupid. I then worked on my blog and waited for Conan. I went and lifted and then watched Conan. It was nice. Then I took a shower and went to bed.
Didn't poop today... not looking forward to tomorrow...

Random Review of the Day
Ibuprofen- Does it really work? No idea. I think by the time it starts to "work" my back pain goes away on its own. ya...

The Best Night of my Life!!!

Saturday I woke up early in the morning to go to a bluegrass festival. It was AWESOME!!!!!!!!! I got there an hour early, ate some chili (it was also a chili cook off), and watched some really good bluegrass. I paid $5 for the chili and $5 for the bluegrass. There were five groups and they all played for 2 hours. There was The Clayton Singers, Highway 32, Kentucky 31, The Grascals, and Nuthin' Fancy. The last two are Nashville recording bands and they are tight. That was the highlight of my weekend.

Random Review of the Day
Rap Music- Very crappy... worst thing I ever heard.

Wednesday Thursday

Sorry folks for not putting my last bog up for Wednesday, so I'm putting today and yesterday all in one blog!!! =D. Today and yesterday I woke up and took a shower and got ready for class. Wednesday I went to chapel and went to class and ate lunch. Thursday I did the same just earlier and without the chapel. The rest is stupid and I'm not going to write about it.

Random Review of the Day. 
KrispyKreme coffee mug.
Its really good. Holds the coffee quite nicely. I hope it wont get broken by Jonny.

"I'm like a salt block. Women come from everywhere to come like on me." Anonymous quote. 

Tuesday

Woke up this morning and took my daily shower and brushed my teeth. I then got dressed and put my deodorant on and put my eye balls in. I then went to class and listened the teacher make funny jokes... that I did not laugh at. I then got a biscuit and went back to the dorm where I studied for my test and then went to my next class. After that class Me and Pauly went to lunch and then I studied some more before my test. I took the test at 2. I bombed it... I got raped in the butt by that test. It hurt. I then came back to the dorm and ate some ramen and then went to go vote. I also drank a Ski with my ramen. After we voted me and Brock went to his house to check on his dog and then I went to go practice music. Then I came back to the dorm and me and Matt went to lift and then I drank some protein and then took a shower and went to bed.
Didn't poop today... a little scared



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1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

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DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

monday....

Woke up this morning and took a shower and brushed my teeth. I then put clothes on and put my eye balls in. I then practiced for my test for my class and then ate a couple of poptarts. I then went to class and raped the test. It was really easy. Now watch me get a bad grade in it. I then came back to the dorm and began typing my blog.  I then went to my next class where I took notes the whole time and then went to lunch with the people. After lunch I went to work and we got in trouble and thought I was going to get fired. After work I came back and had supper and took a poop and studied at the same time. After that I went to Study in my room and then took a shower and went to bed.

Random Review Of The Day.
Ski-
It tastes really good and it doesn't cost a whole lot. Which is good. I now drink it all the time. I hope some day when I become a NASCAR driver I can be sponsored by Ski. I tried making it once or twice. I'm getting better.