Friday, December 17, 2010

The First Semester

It was good. I didnt have to strain much, just b.s. some papers and do stupid tests and quizzes. Other than the Business Calc. it was nice. Calc. owned me... it was sad. But its finished now and I'm happy. Thank you God for letting me finish my first semester of college. Because I know your the one that changed my grades on the tests. lol

Random Review of the Day
The Banjo- AWESOME!!!!!!! nuff said.

Monday, November 29, 2010

My Week Off

Monday and Tuesday I went to work and hardly did anything during that time period. Tuesday I did see a dead body in the cadaver lab. Grossed my crap out. Now I see ghosts. And on my way home I saw a really bad wreak and saw two dead bodies under a mini van... so that makes 3 dead bodies that day... nice. The rest of my week off I spent with family and ate lots of food. Yes, I gained weight if you were asking. You know who you are. Sooooooooo... there you go. And I took a nasty crap at walmart.

Random Review of the Week
Gatorade- Its good, just not the orange flavor. Its bad...

Thursday...

I woke up this morning and decided to take a shower and brushed my teeth and went to my first class. Then we didn't get any homework and me and Matt went to the sports cafe and got some food. Then we came back and watched Mattlock.  ya thats about it....

Random Review of the Day!!!
Slinky- very nice, if you can find one big enough to go down the stairs and grab people on the way down and eat them. Just sayin.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Wednesday... oh wow

Woke up and took my daily shower and brushed my teeth. Then I went to Chapel and slept. Then went to my first class and then went to my last class of the day. Then went to lunch. It was gross, so I then went to plead with the music teacher to give me credit for a concert that I forgot to turn in my white slip. Then I went to work where I changed some light bulbs and looked at a smoking light on second floor Gott. Then I braked in my room for a little bit and me and Peter ate Brock's sunflower seeds. He doesn't know that they were his. Then I got off work and then went to supper and hardly ate any thing. Then Taylor, Brock, and I went and got pipes and then went to go lift. Then we came back and then I worked on some Calc. homework and then I took a shower and went to bed.
Oh I also took a HUGE crap. No joke it was over 15in long.

Random Review of the Day
Coffee- I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!!!!! Its Like Crack!!!!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Tuesday... oh ya...

Woke up this morning and took a shower and brushed my teeth. I then went to business calc. and did a bunch of stuff that I didn't understand. Then I went to my room and worked on my paper and then went to English comp and worked on some stuff. Then I went to lunch and then came back to work on some more homework and then went to my last class of the day. Then I moped around the dorm and then went to dinner. I then went to lift with Brock and then came back and took a shower. Then went to bed. Lazy day...

Random Review of the Day?
Birth Control- Don't really know...

Monday, November 15, 2010

monday....... ......... .. . . .

Woke up this morning with a smile and took my shower and brushed my teeth. I also took a nice big poop as well. Then I started studying for my test in my first class of the day and week. I then went and took my test and then came back to the dorm were I started to play my banjo. I then went to my last class and then went to lunch. I then started to hang out with an old Dadeville friend named Zach. Then I went to work and changed some light bulbs. Then I went to walie world and then came back to go to supper. Then after I ate I then came back to the dorm and printed out a lot of papers. Then went to a Marimba concert for 2 hours that counted for 2 concert credits and forgot to turn in my slip and now it doesn't count. I'm so pissed right now its not even funny... I then came back to the dorm and worked on some homework and then took a shower and went to bed. I hate Mondays......

Random Review of the Day. 
Mondays- They suck balls... never a good thing...

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Friday!!!!... And the Weekend!!!!

Woke up all three days and took my daily shower and brushed my awesome teeth. Friday I went to my daily classes and went to work. I also ate food. Friday, late at night we went to Springfield and ate at the Ihop. It was good. Then came home and went to bed. The next morning I went home and went to my Uncles house and visited with my family. Then I went to bluegrass practice. Then I came home and went to bed. Sunday I woke up and went to church and then went back to my Uncles house to visit and eat with the family. Then I came back to school where I worked on my blog, studied and ate food. I then took a shower and went to bed.
I also took a two day crapper at church. It was bad.

Random Review of the week
Tooth Pick- They work really well, if you don't care about swollen gums and bleeding mouth.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Thursdee

Woke up this morning and took a shower and brushed my teeth. I then got dressed and put my contacts in. I then went to Business Calc. It was gay, I couldn't understand anything... So I then came back and listened to some Bluegrass. Then I went to my last class of the day and went to lunch. After lunch I began working on some other work like my banjo playing. I then stopped playing and worked on a gay paper. After finishing my paper I went and lifted with Matt and then went to lunch. Brock and Cole decided to lift as well. After dinner I came back to the dorm and drank some protein. After that I started playing with Micheal's whip. Then I started watching Patton. Awesome movie for Veterans Day. Then I played the banjo a little more, took a shower and went to bed. Tada.

Random Review of the day
Pants- I like and dislike pants. I like them when its cold but some times I just hate wearing pants. Like when i'm at the dorm... I don't wear any. lol

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Tuesday and Wednesday!!!! AWESOME!!!!

Last couple of days sucked... worked on a paper and played the banjo... thats about it... Thats all I have to say about that.

Random Review of the couple of days. ha...
Bottled Water- very good. nice and crisp. I think its more watery than water. It also has a water kick to it.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Monday...

Woke up and took my daily shower and brushed my teeth. I then got dressed and put my eye balls in and went to breakfast with Matt and Sheldon. After we ate we went to chapel and then went to my classes. They were gay... Then I went to lunch and then came back to the dorm and worked on some homework. I then went to work where me and Peter changed some light bulbs and changed a ballast. I then came back to the dorm after work played the banjo for a while and then went to dinner. After dinner me and Charlie played some golden eye and he killed me a lot. Skyline looks stupid. I then worked on my blog and waited for Conan. I went and lifted and then watched Conan. It was nice. Then I took a shower and went to bed.
Didn't poop today... not looking forward to tomorrow...

Random Review of the Day
Ibuprofen- Does it really work? No idea. I think by the time it starts to "work" my back pain goes away on its own. ya...

Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Best Night of my Life!!!

Saturday I woke up early in the morning to go to a bluegrass festival. It was AWESOME!!!!!!!!! I got there an hour early, ate some chili (it was also a chili cook off), and watched some really good bluegrass. I paid $5 for the chili and $5 for the bluegrass. There were five groups and they all played for 2 hours. There was The Clayton Singers, Highway 32, Kentucky 31, The Grascals, and Nuthin' Fancy. The last two are Nashville recording bands and they are tight. That was the highlight of my weekend.

Random Review of the Day
Rap Music- Very crappy... worst thing I ever heard.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Wednesday Thursday

Sorry folks for not putting my last bog up for Wednesday, so I'm putting today and yesterday all in one blog!!! =D. Today and yesterday I woke up and took a shower and got ready for class. Wednesday I went to chapel and went to class and ate lunch. Thursday I did the same just earlier and without the chapel. The rest is stupid and I'm not going to write about it.

Random Review of the Day. 
KrispyKreme coffee mug.
Its really good. Holds the coffee quite nicely. I hope it wont get broken by Jonny.

"I'm like a salt block. Women come from everywhere to come like on me." Anonymous quote. 

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Tuesday

Woke up this morning and took my daily shower and brushed my teeth. I then got dressed and put my deodorant on and put my eye balls in. I then went to class and listened the teacher make funny jokes... that I did not laugh at. I then got a biscuit and went back to the dorm where I studied for my test and then went to my next class. After that class Me and Pauly went to lunch and then I studied some more before my test. I took the test at 2. I bombed it... I got raped in the butt by that test. It hurt. I then came back to the dorm and ate some ramen and then went to go vote. I also drank a Ski with my ramen. After we voted me and Brock went to his house to check on his dog and then I went to go practice music. Then I came back to the dorm and me and Matt went to lift and then I drank some protein and then took a shower and went to bed.
Didn't poop today... a little scared



AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIE:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

monday....

Woke up this morning and took a shower and brushed my teeth. I then put clothes on and put my eye balls in. I then practiced for my test for my class and then ate a couple of poptarts. I then went to class and raped the test. It was really easy. Now watch me get a bad grade in it. I then came back to the dorm and began typing my blog.  I then went to my next class where I took notes the whole time and then went to lunch with the people. After lunch I went to work and we got in trouble and thought I was going to get fired. After work I came back and had supper and took a poop and studied at the same time. After that I went to Study in my room and then took a shower and went to bed.

Random Review Of The Day.
Ski-
It tastes really good and it doesn't cost a whole lot. Which is good. I now drink it all the time. I hope some day when I become a NASCAR driver I can be sponsored by Ski. I tried making it once or twice. I'm getting better. 

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Endweek The

Woke up Saturday and took my shower and brushed my teeth. I got my stuff together to go home and I put my eye balls in and then left for home. When I got home my mom made me some lunch and then she made me work on the house. It was easy but I made a big deal out of it anyways. We had grilled chicken legs and fried corn for supper. We were all pissed because the World Series was playing instead of C.O.P.S. So we watched the shawshank redemption. It was a good movie. Then I took a shower and went to bed. I also did my laundry. I woke up the next day for church and then after church we had lunch at church. It was really good. Baptist know how to cook. We then came back to our house and me and my dad got gas for the vehicles. Before we left I took a nice two day poop. It was nice. I then packed up and went back to the dorm. After I got unpacked we went to eat some dinner and then came back to study. Then me and Micheal went to see Neil sing and then came back to the dorm where I studied and watched Step Brothers. For some weird reason Charlie took a CD out of my computer. Odd. I then finished the movie and did some more studying and took a shower and went to bed. My farts smell really bad tonight. Just sayin'.

Random Review Of The Weekend
The Second Shower in the Bathroom.
It is powerful. It can take the dirt right off your body along with your skin. The down side to the shower is that it is short and has a annoying leak so it sprays your face when you don't want it to. Other than that, its a good shower. 

Saturday, October 30, 2010

FRIDAY!!!!

Woke up this morning around 10:00 and took a shower and brushed my teeth. I then got dressed and put my eyeballs in and then left for class. Then after my first class I then went to my last class of the day. Then went and got lunch. After lunch I went to work where Me and Peter worked on many a light bulbs. After we did some light bulbs we took a little brake and ate some McDonald's and then drove around a little bit. After work I came back to the dorm and took a poop and then started to work on my blog and then went to dinner. After dinner we played some golden eye and I went and hung out with a Dadeville friend in Bolivar. Then I came back to the dorm after a while and watched some Indiana Jones and then went and lifted some weights. Then I came back and watched the Big Libowski. Then I went to bed without a shower.

Random Review Of The Day.
Paper.
I like using paper. It writes on really easy other than just plain wood. I'm glad they got rid of the personal slate boards. 

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Cold Thursday!!!!

Today I woke up very tired, but yet almost refreshed. I took my shower and brushed my teeth, but not in that order. I put my eyeballs in and then got dressed. My jacket I wore to day smelt like smoke from last nights camp fire. Even though I wasn't camping we still called it a camp fire. I then went to my first class and I forgot to do my homework but it was not a big deal because he never wants it. After class I got a biscuit and came back to the dorm where I finished yesterdays blog and started todays and drank orange juice. After that I went to my last class of the day. After class me and Matt went to lunch and then we came back to the dorm and I waited to go to Lamberts with the Lewis twins. Today is their birthday. We all started off to Lamberts when all the sudden we had to go back and get Charlie. What a loser to make us late. Then when we got to Lamberts we had to wait on the rest of the crew to get there. We all got lots of food and Johnny put down 3 pounds of ground beef. I was amazed. Then we came back to the dorm and I went and lifted. After I lifted we all went into Johnny's room and watched Giggles sleep while sitting upright. It was funny so we took pictures and scarred him. It was fun. Then I took a shower and went to bed. The end.
Oh, and I took a nice mid day poop too.

WDAY

Woke up this morning to my roommates alarm clock buzzing off over a million times, then went back to bed. I woke up at 8:30 and brushed my teeth and took my shower. I then got dressed and put my eyeballs in and then went to breakfast and then went to chapel. After an awesome jazz harpist played me, cole and brock went to class. Then I went to my last class and then we went to lunch. After lunch I went to work and then went to walmart. Then I came back and the dorm and then went to dinner. After dinner, Me and Matt went to Danny and Nichole's house. After we froze our butts off we went back to the dorm and I skipped my work out time and skipped my shower so I could go to bed early.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Tuesday...

Woke up this morning at 7 and brushed my teeth, took a shower, and put my eyeballs in. Then got dressed and went to Business calc. It was over my head as usual. After my first class I got something to eat and then took my final for University Seminar. It was stupid. Then went to English where we did a work sheet over looking up research in the library. It was really gay. I then went to lunch and ate some really hot food that burned my stomach. Then I went to Intro to Business and then came back to my room and listened to bluegrass and watched Judge Judy. It was nice. Then I went to supper and had a somewhat good bacon, egg and cheese sandwich. Then I came back to the dorm and took a nice poop. Then me and Charlie went to Taco Bell and had some good/nasty food. Then we came back and hung out with the weirdos. Then we listened to some country and rap. Then watched The Dukes of Hazard. I went and took a shower and went to bed

Monday, October 25, 2010

Monday...

Woke up and took a crap, brushed my teeth, and took a shower. Me and Sheldon went to breakfast and I signed up to meet with my advisor to sign up for my classes. I then went to chapel which sucked. Then I went to my classes which were gay and I had a mid-term test. I then had lunch and went to work. After work I went to supper and then took another crap. Then went and lifted and took a shower and went to bed. The end.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

The Weekend!!!

It was nice. Woke up Saturday and went to the parade and then went home. The Family and I went to Lone Star and ate Steak. It was nice. I had a 20 oz. porter house. It was really good. Then we took my nephew home with us and then woke up the next morning and went to church. I played the banjo and then went to the Toler's house for lunch. Then I came back home and did the rest of my laundry and then came back to bolivar. Then went and ate at Mellers... It was gross. Then after I ate, I began studying for my tests for the week to come. We then went to burger king and walmart. I got sweet tea and three rodeo burgers. They were good. Then I studied some more and watched swamp people. It was also good. Then I took a shower and went to bed.
Didn't poop today... kinda worried.

Friday, October 22, 2010

ITS FRIDAY!!!!!

Woke up and decided not to go to chapel. I woke up late and took a shower and brushed my teeth. I ate some pop tarts and went to my first class. Before I went to class, I started an update on my iTunes and an update on my iPod. After my first class I went to my last class and then went to lunch. After lunch I went to work and worked on light bulbs and busted some light bulbs too. After class I went to a music shop and then left. Then came back to the dorm. We then went to dinner and had some really nasty food. Then I went and lifted and then came back to watch spaceballs. It was awesome. Then I went down stairs and signed in. After the movie we had a darts tournament. I lost the first round. Then I took a poop and took my shower and went to bed. See you later weekdays

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Hey! Tomorrows Friday. Go buy your woman something nice.

I woke up this morning to my roommates alarm going off. He turns it off and goes back to bed. I take a shower and brushed my teeth and when I came back he was still in bed, so he missed his first class of the day. I then put my contacts in, grabbed my books and a poptart and went to class. The whole time in class I was day dreaming about going back to bed. So after class thats what I did. I woke up before lunch and went to eat with some hall mates. Then I came back and worked on my printer. Then went to class and wrote down notes and after class I went to play golf with some friends. After I caught a case of the shanks I went to Sonic and had a burger with them. Then came back to the dorm, lifted, and played music with David and Johnny. We are pretty much awesome. Then I took a shower and went to bed. And I took a crap that evening before I went to lift. So..... Ya......

Middle of the Week...

My roommate woke up late for his first class and he then went to class late. I woke up at 8:30 and took my daily shower and brushed my teeth. I also left my contacts in and had to take them out before I took my shower. It hurt. Then me and Sheldon went to breakfast and then went to spirit chapel. It was ok, kinda loud though... I then went to my first class were me and Brock to the daily quiz together. With two people on one quiz, we still failed. Sad... I know. I then went to my last class and wrote notes. We got out early and went back to the dorm were I did my homework. Then we all went to lunch. Wasn't a lot of people there... weird. I then came back to the dorm and took a crap. It was gross. I then went to work were I got paid for doing a whole lot of nothing... we went to mcdonalds. SSSHHHHHHH....... don't tell anyone. Then came back to watch Brock kill Wade in Mario Cart and then went to dinner. It was gross. Then we came back and I did homework.... that I really hate... then watched some videos on Scientology. then I went to go lift. After I lifted I played some darts with Micheal and then watched master and commander. I then took a shower and went to bed.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Teusday... ya its dull.

Woke up at 7 and took my shower, brushed my teeth, and farted a little bit. I went to my first class and listened to a guy talk about something in Business Calc. I was lost. After class I went and got a biscuit and I saw Brock and his girl friend and Sheldon and his girlyfriend. I then went to University Seminar. It was dumb. I have a stupid test next week. Then Grant and I, hes a friend of mine from welcome week, went to our next class. We sat there and shot the bull and then went to English. It was boring... but she did read my essay and told me how to make it better. She wrote a comment on a latter essay and it said, "A interesting essay!" I corrected her and put an AN instead of just an A. That was a bad idea to tell her that. I then went to lunch with Matt and then came back to listen to Preston gripe. He gets so worked up about stuff. I then worked on getting stuff ready for my next class and tried to take a poop. Decided not to take a poop. I then went to work after class and then went to dinner. I then went to the talent show that I should have won in... Stupid Landin gay crap.... came back and had a good time at the talent show. Stupid other people... I then played hallway golf with Matt P. and I got hit in the foot with two golf balls. I then went and took a shower and went to bed.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Its Monday...

Loan stuff is gay, I had to complete a quiz in order to get this loan. It was so easy just time consuming. They were either true or All of the Above. Gay.
Woke up this morning and took a nasty poop. It was a two dayer, brushed my teeth and showered. Went to chapel just to find out there is no chapel. Then I  came back to my dorm and studied my music reading. We then went to the Kum and Go to get something to drink and then took our quiz in music. I got a good grade on it. Then I went to History class and wrote notes. After class we all ate at the Mellers and had nasty food with tater tots. I mixed a really sorry excuse for a ski. After we ate, I then started working on my Student Loan stuff. Gay... After I got half way through that I took another nasty crap then  went to work where I did a whole lot of nothing and then came back to the dorm to work on my student loans. After I completed that task I then went to the Cat Snack and ate a somewhat good sandwich. Then got stuff ready for the Jazz concert. Before I went to the jazz concert, me and Matt were playing some hallway golf. I got nailed in the foot with the ball. Then me and my roommate went to the jazz concert. I now hate jazz. gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay....... I also got a parking ticket.... I'm now very angry and I want to kill someone.... stupid SBU security, they don't know anything....
After I was blinded by anger, I then went to lift. After I lifted I came back to the dorm and took a shower and     then went to bed. I feel like I could take another crap.... even nastier than the last one.
Oh. I also played darts with Charlie and I smoked the door with one of the darts. It was funny at the time... not really now....

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Sunday...

Woke up late this morning. Started my day off with an egg and cheese sandwich. It was good. Took a shower and brushed my teeth with my old tooth brush. It was weird. I don't like my tooth paste at home. I had my little nephew, Victor, at home and he was loud this morning waking up, but so am I. My parents and Vic left before I did. I left 20 min. late and showed up at church even later. I guess John wanted me to have my banjo but I had no way of knowing it. Next week he'll want it as well. John could't do the same rhythm twice. Every time he would play the right thing he would screw it up the next turn around. Thats why we all laugh at one another behind the piano. After church we came home and grilled stakes and fried potatoes. I did some writing for my English class and then started to pack up and go back to school. My essay in English was so easy... so easy. When I got to school I put all my clothes away and busted out the mandolin. It sounds good. Then we all went to supper and there were a lot of football players around us and we felt like we may get stabbed or shot. We got out of there alive and I started looking at my schedule for the up coming week. It looked good, no tests that I could see. I then decided to go to walmart and get some food. There's a lot of weirdos at walmart... I saw two kids get spanked there. When I came back to my room I got out my old milk and smelt it. It smelt like rotten apples. It was amazing, so I shared it with others and flushed it down the toilet. I started drinking my left over tea so I could have room for my other tea that I bought. (never get suger free sweet tea with Splenda) I then went to taco bell with Charlie and we ate some authentic Mexican American food. It was nice. Then after we ate we watched some Huckabee and then I went to dress rehearsal for the talent show. I rocked the joint. I then came back, took a shower and tried to take a poop. The end.
Oh, and I shot some darts and lost. so now I'm mad...  = (

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Fruit and Ammo

I woke up this morning with a smile on my face because I knew that I was going to shoot stuff today. I took my shower and brushed my teeth. I gathered everyone up and then took off to my house to shoot guns and eat food. What else would make the day better... except fire. We ended up having to wait on some people, but they eventually showed up and then we took back off. When we got to my house we ate some hot dogs and hamburgers, then we took off to the field to shoot some trap. We all shot a few rounds shot guns and then we started shooting the pistols. My mom and my brother started shooting a license plate and my mom tried to do the  kill shot... it didn't work out too well. Guess it wasn't made for black people. We started shooting at some bananas and then shot at a watermelon. We shot the watermelon and took a camera and recorded it in slow motion. It was awesome. I mean AWESOME!!! Then we took a 30-06 and shot the watermelon with it. The watermelon was no more after that. The recording on the slow mo was so cool. You just had to of been there. Then I took the rest of the day watching T.V. and blogging. I also took a nice big crap. It was nice.

Friday, October 15, 2010

The next day.

Woke up to my alarm on my phone screaming at me. I hit the snooze button a couple of times then got up for the shower and the brushing of my teeth thing. My roommate and I were going to study at breakfast. Brock tried to tell me that we were not going, but then he decided to go. I didn't poop yesterday and I didn't this morning. I'm a little scared. I got dressed and we went to breakfast. There we studied and ate crappy food and drank nasty coffee. We took the practice test and got better grades. Some friends of Brock's sat down next to us and ate breakfast with us. We talked about politically correct terms for black people and Indians.  We got up and then went to class, but before we left, we took the practice test again. We left and then took the real test. I think I raped that test... in the butt. After class I went back to the dorm and then went to my last class of the week. I wrote notes and then went to lunch. After lunch we came back up to our room and there were visitors there. We told them what stuff is and what not. There was also a former 3FG'r up that came up. After the visit, I began to re due my class schedule.  After I piddled around with that I went to work. I changed a few light bulbs and then cam back to the dorm. We all went to dinner and then Taylor and I went to the movies to get some tickets for the showing of Jack Ass 3D. After we got the tickets we went to walmart so I could get some eye ball solution. There was one bottle there for $10 and one for $2.60... I got the cheapest one. We came back to school and then went to the movies with Johnny. The movie was good. Got to see a guy take a crap and another guy get hit with crap. Less puking in this one than the rest. We also smuggled in Ski at the movie. After the movie, we went back home and I took a shower and wrote my blog and went to bed. Took a nasty poop before I went to my last class. It was a two dayer.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Thursday 10/14/10

Today I woke up a 6:30 because my roommate decided to set his phone for the wrong time. After it went off for a few minutes I went back to sleep and then woke up at my usual 7:00 time for Tuesdays and Thursdays. I hit the snooze button a couple of times and then got out of bed. I scratched my butt and got my stuff ready to take a shower. I went pee and then brushed my teeth. My friend Sheldon came into the bathroom and while I was brushing my teeth, I farted and it was loud. After I brushed my teeth I took a shower. The water in the showers was hot then cold. It did that throughout the whole shower. I got out of the shower and got dressed for my first class, Business Calc. I showed up right on time but he was already writing on the board. We got our tests back from Monday and I got a B. It was my favorite kind of surprise... mild. We went over what we did wrong and then started the next section of work. After class I came back to the dorm. As I was walking to my dorm, I look behind me and see one of my friends macking on his lady friend. I walked to my room and then started typing my blog... or whatever you want to call this nonsense. Then I started reading for my English Comp. 1 class. I took a nap after I read my book. I didn't even sleep at all. After my little thing with the closing of the eyes and listening to the things in the background, I went to class. In English, we did our daily quiz and listened to her talk about our next essay we are to write. After class Pauly and I went to eat lunch. They had some really good chicken and rice. We ate food then went back to the dorm where I  sat and  shot the bull with my friends. I went to class at 2:00 and then went to go play golf with some friends at Deer Lake at around 3:15. I shot a 59 on the back 9. Ya.. I know... I'm awesome. After the round of golf, I went back to Bolivar and got 3 Rodeo burgers and a medium fry. Then got a ski. I then began to study for my music test for tomorrow. I ate my rodeo burgers and drank my ski while I took the practice test and then went and put the right answers in after I graded the first test. I look at my background on my computer ands see Brock and I's name tag photo and thought it looked kind of gay, but it looks really funny, so that got rid of most of the gayness. I walked into my friends dorm room and Charlie asked me if I posted my blog yet. He doesn't understand that this takes a whole day to complete... silly goose. I then proceeded to study in their room and drink Sheldon's coffee. Charlie asked again if I posted my blog yet. He also said it was 9/11... that was too soon to say something like that. I ate one of the ginger snaps that were on the coffee table and they were the grossest thing I have eaten all day... I wanted to vomit... nuf said... I would like to be a business man that would be a dictator of a small island country in the Caribbean... or the lake, I don't know yet. They began to say a bunch of random business statistic what not that I had no idea about, so I just stopped listening. Charlie, I have no idea what he said, so don't asked stupid questions. Charlie began rambling on about how commercials are very good and placed in the best places in television. Oh Charlie... The only time I believe in ghosts is when I see a ghost show, or when I see a ghost commercial... so thats the only good reason for them. They make me believe stupid stuff. Like the Liberal Media. I finish studying for the night and finished my blog. There you go Charlie. It's posted...

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Wednesday 10/13/2010

This morning i woke up with no idea what the world was going to throw at me. I took my daily shower and brushed my teeth. It's Wednesday, so I usually eat breakfast with one of my hall friends. Today, another friend of mine decided to come with us. We walked to breakfast and scanned our cards. To our surprise, there was no food to be had at breakfast, they stopped serving at 9:15. We had an argument with one of the workers there and they decided to take the charge off our cards. We went to the Sports Cafe and ate biscuit sandwiches. After we ate, we went to chapel and watched a guy play guitar that was somewhat funny, unlike the comedian that we had the chapel before. After chapel, me and my roommate went to our first class of the day.  At class, we had our daily quiz that i never study for. The teacher decides to let us grade our own tests. She asks us for the right answers and we can't answer her. She gets mad because no one reads the chapters and takes our quizzes and grades them herself. At my next class we wrote notes and finally got our quizzes back from last week. I got a 100%, shocker... After class we all went to lunch and had precooked food. When we got back from lunch, a friend and I decided to get on my roommates computer and iPod. We changed the background on them to something gay and put them back to where he would find them. At 2:30 I went to work and drove around in a van and replaced light bulbs. At work i also played my bosses banjo. It was nice. After work the hall mates and I went to eat dinner and had a very sorry excuse for a grilled sandwich. The meat was still cold and the my white bread was still white. I am still mad because of it. I went and played music at the Esquire Church and then after church I went to a friends house and played video games, watched King of the Hill, and ate Domino's pizza. I also played with their little dog that is very crazy. I came back to the dorm, took my shower and went to bed... I didn't poop today... thats not good...